I just realized that its been almost 4 months since my latest tattoo and I have never posted a picture of it. I'm so forgetful. Also, these are some interesting things that have been happenning in my life.
1. I made 3 ten-year-old boys cry
2. I saw a bird pull a worm from the ground.
3. Thunder storms woke me up last night
4. If I could get paid to go to interviews, I would be rich.
5. I want to do a triathlon in August.
6. I saw like 70 million ants eating something the other day.
7. Then I stepped in the middle of them and mass murdered like half
8. I still feel kind of bad about that.
9. I want a cotton candy maker in my house
10. I hate wearing shoes.

Washin' + Wonderin'

Boop boop!

Today me and Fauf saw Baby Mama. So. Good. I have girl crushes on both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. And we sent Grace a sweet-ass package!!! And ate J-Dawgs and too much candy (like I do most days) and bought one of everything at the dollar store.

My feet are soaking wet. I wore my knit boots, which are totally cute but not waterproof at all, especially in the hail/snow/wind/rain that I had to stand in for 3 hours today.

Now I am going to go pack. Because I'm going back to cali. To warmth!! Sorry, no pictures. Just me writing. For no apparent reason other than I want to. And I have been google-ing the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen for like 45 minutes and I need to stop. I am slightly obsessed with them and I think they are swesome. But when I get back from my weekend getaway, I will have a butt load of pictures to inundate you with. You have been warned.

What the french, toast?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjD3YZ6REpM

I have watched this like 30 times in the last 3 days, mostly at work. I pee my pants everytime.

That Night Erin got Drunk at the Jazz game...

just kidding...but doesn't she look a little intoxicated in this picture? Yet she still looks so damn fine. Girl. So Erin and I totally Dallas Mavericks-ed it up (as you can see in this photo) at the Jazz vs Mavs game in Salt Lake on Monday. It was seriously so much fun, even with grown men heckling us and telling us to go home. And some crazy lady cursing up a storm in front of us. I thought she was going to fight us and it made me a little anxious, but we made it out alive. I love Erin. She is my home girl for real.

ANd no, I am not wearing a pink belt. It's my new fanny pack. I love it.

Yesterday after work I drove down to Provo to accomplish a few goals. First, I needed to take Fauf out for her birthday and of course we went to Beto's (recently renamed Rancherito's) to eat us some carne asada fries, thus shortening our lives by about 3 years. But its so good. Then I hung out with Kathryn and Matt and just had a fun time until it was time to head north and go to bed. GOod times.

Fauf looks like a body builder and I look like a perv.

But its Better if you do

Well, this week has been a lot of fun. I celebrated getting out of the hospital in a couple different ways; first, I signed up for school at SLCC, then I got another tattoo (my third), and Margo drove up from St. George and we partied in a hotel for a few days. It was so fun and I'm am beyond happy to be free. Abby, Fauf, and Jake came up to Salt Lake to play. We went bowling with Erin. Kathryn and Matt came up and we went out to eat. It was a great week. Here's to another one starting tomorrow.

My future sister. Silly girl.

Nothing Gold Can Stay

I'm out. I'm Happy. I miss Leah. Here is a little flash from the past in remembrance of my pet. Remember when I we would just dress up like whores so we could go up on BYU campus and pick up Kathryn? I sure do. And remember when my hair was not only BLONDE but also PINK. So i just wanted to post that I was out of the hospital and dug up these pictures to accompany the announcement.

Love love me

Listening to John Legend, waiting for Ikea

Here I am at Erin's new house. By myself. Waiting for Ikea... that may sound boring and a waste of time...but my entire life right now is about wasting time so its perfect. I am eating pita chips and taking pictures of myself on Erin's iBook.

ooohhh photo effects.

Welcome Back to 5th Grade!

I have a crush on a guy at work. He's so nice and adorable and smart. And guess what I do? I ignore him and am kind of mean to him and when he talks to me I stutter and make minimal converstation and so he thinks I hate him probably. And then I go home and try to find him on myspace or facebook or anything. For like five hours. But he has a very common name. Hm. I am pathetic. HELP ME PUBERTY!!!!. Oh wait, that already happened.

maybe i should slip him a note to his desk, across the row becuase i can't even sit by him. i'm pathetic.

i love you mama

Should Everyone Be High on Drugs?

That was one question my professor asked in class today. Of course, I answered yes. What did he expect me to say?

There's this one 'Friends" episode that Chandler is interviewing for a new job and has to do a lot of practicing with Phoebe beforehand because he tends to make a fool out of himself. So he practices and thinks he is doing well and when he gets to the interview, the guy keeps on talking about his new "duties" that he'll have to fill. And Chandler obviously thought of this kind of "doody":
They sound the same, ya know? Anyway, my professor today was talking about moral duties for 2 hours in class today and I almost peed by panties. I can't help it. It's just silly. Doo-Doo! Doodies!! As a result, I can clearly remember the lecture today in class. It turned out to be a good memory tool.

Remember that time I got my car stuck in the *expletive* ditch in front of my house? ....I'm going to work.

Sometime I am Productive. I promise.

I learned how to use the library today for my research paper. And I was doing really good until I found this guy. And then I had to show the girl sitting next to me. And then I laughed everytime I looked at him. He's silly. Then I learned in my next class that Harry Potter writes on parchment which is animal hide! Like cows and pigs and sheepses and things. Pretty cool. My paper was due at Midnight. I turned it in 3 seconds late.....

7 peaks? Yes please!

Stephanie...

is in class.
is not listening.
is catching interesting facts, like castrating Uranus.
has pink hair.
's house has NO hot water. For 2 days.
thought her teacher said "syphallis". (He really said civilization.)
wants a venti mocha frappacino.
will probably get one today. And tomorrow.
's stomach is growling.
wants to go swimming.
thought Pandora had 2 boxes.
realizes there are different stories.
's bum is SO tired.
was a total bitch yesterday.
doesn't know why exactly.
misses Trey, Lucy and Ethan.
needs a new, motivating job. Or at least to get motivated at C.A.
wants a season pass to 7 Peaks.
has to work all day tomorrow.
needs her favorites bras from Toad's house.
wishes she weren't wearing shoes.
wants to sleep under a tree.
loves the forest.
spends most of her time traslating this guys english into...english.
knows herself.
wishes life were more like a movie.
wonders how great it would be to kiss that guy over there...
can't stand it.
is masochistic.
can imagine herself walking home right now. Oh happy day.
let's her feet swing. Why not?
loves $1 purchases.
needs to be a better friend.
loves.
dispises.
wilts.
disappears.
feels inspired. Occasionally.
can't go home again.
is empty.
penetrates the mysteries of the universe, namely, why cotton candy is so amazing.
lives in her letters.
always secures the kill....at least I would.
will be more involved.
relies on tradition.
hears echoes in the canyons.

Go Barefoot

Getting up early gives you more time to play.

It's easier to start over on a clean sheet of paper than to erase the drawing you don't like.

Plain underwear is boring.

Remember everyone's favorite color.

If you're going to laugh, laugh out loud.

One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.

Homesick is the worse kind of sick.

If you want to see a shooting star, you might have to spend a lot of nights looking up.

Don't always act your age.

If splashing in puddles means you have to wear wet shoes for the rest of the day, sometimes its worth it.

Sometimes you have to take the test before you finish studying.

Half a nap is worse than none.

Wear party shoes to parties.

Big clothes make you feel smaller.

Being captain doesn't mean you're the smartest one, it just means you're the one with the boat.

Once you're wet, it doesn't matter how much more you get rained on.

Hug people for no reason.

Making your bed is a waste of time.

There is no good reason why clothes have to match.

If you can't reach someone, blow kisses.

Ride the waves to shore.

If you want to make friends with a bird, you can't run at it.

Its hard to unlearn a bad word.

Ask for sprinkles.

Food tastes better at picnics.

Slushy Love

Sun+Cabriolet+Sonic Slushies=AMAZING!!!!!!

Ok, so we went at night, but is anything better than a lemon-berry cream slush? No matter what time of day? Then add 4 amazing cool/hot/hilarious girls. So great.

I am so stoked for summer. My rag-top is DYING to be used. The last few days were just a litle taste of summer and I could not be more excited. BRING IT ON, B!!!!