Playing second class fiddle to a 2-bit Wrestling man and his Yellow Dog.

It is hot, but at least our swamp cooler is working. That is, if I drag three buckets of water to it from the bathroom and fill it up and repeat every 2 1/2 hours. But it is cooler inside than outside. Oh, and I inevitably get electrically shocked by the cooler in the process. I can hardly feel the tips of my fingers at any given moment anymore. I love summer time. I love sun. I love hot-ness. My heart is happy. My mom is coming to Utah tomorrow for a school conferences education thing. Not really sure. She called me today like 3 times to make sure we were going to "hang out". Silly mom. My dad decided to come too since he has a sister here and some daughters and a grandson.

I want to pick raspberries and blackberries and strawberries but i live in a dessert. A desert. Not a key lime pie. A baren sandy wasteland with no natural green leafy plants.

I heart green things, and cows, and watermelons, and babies.

Should Everyone Be High on Drugs?

That was one question my professor asked in class today. Of course, I answered yes. What did he expect me to say?

There's this one 'Friends" episode that Chandler is interviewing for a new job and has to do a lot of practicing with Phoebe beforehand because he tends to make a fool out of himself. So he practices and thinks he is doing well and when he gets to the interview, the guy keeps on talking about his new "duties" that he'll have to fill. And Chandler obviously thought of this kind of "doody":
They sound the same, ya know? Anyway, my professor today was talking about moral duties for 2 hours in class today and I almost peed by panties. I can't help it. It's just silly. Doo-Doo! Doodies!! As a result, I can clearly remember the lecture today in class. It turned out to be a good memory tool.

Remember that time I got my car stuck in the *expletive* ditch in front of my house? ....I'm going to work.

Sometime I am Productive. I promise.

I learned how to use the library today for my research paper. And I was doing really good until I found this guy. And then I had to show the girl sitting next to me. And then I laughed everytime I looked at him. He's silly. Then I learned in my next class that Harry Potter writes on parchment which is animal hide! Like cows and pigs and sheepses and things. Pretty cool. My paper was due at Midnight. I turned it in 3 seconds late.....

7 peaks? Yes please!

Hoo-Ha

What's the color of voice?

Grace by Grace

I just had a religion class where all we did was talk about Grace. Not Grace Labass, but the strengthening and enabling power. So anyhow, I can never help but giggle and love every time we talk about grace. This time, it IS about you gracie. We are supposed to think of Grace as a gift. I sure do. The more grace you give the more Grace you get. Grace by Grace.

On a similar note, when did I start to deserve such great people being around me all the time? Man, if there wasn't such a thing as Leah, Grace, Kathryn, Jake, my grandpa, awesome cousins, funny brothers and sisters and babies, st. george friends, AmberLee, Hang, Mike...so on and so forth...what would I do with myself? I would be a lot worse off. Thats for sure.

We Finish Each Others.....Sandwhiches.

Introducing Mr and Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow

...and half of Grace's face.

Just a few minor cropping details and ye have yerself me future weddin' announcment, matey. Arr. I love him. And he loves me. We are so good together.

I should be doing so many things right now. But I'm my own boss, and I don't wanna. Whatever happenned to 5th grade? I was so in control in 5th grade. I was smart and my teacher liked me and we were the top of the grade school feeding chain (ok, so there were only 80 kids in the entire school, but whatever).
so cute! I mean a sub n equals n plus one over four....(thats from mean girls for those of you not named leah, grace, or kathryn...which is actually is anyone who would be reading this blog...hm...) Well I have a date. With Harold B. Lee. So much to do, only 2 more hours of library open-ness.

I love you Harold.

Stephanie...

is in class.
is not listening.
is catching interesting facts, like castrating Uranus.
has pink hair.
's house has NO hot water. For 2 days.
thought her teacher said "syphallis". (He really said civilization.)
wants a venti mocha frappacino.
will probably get one today. And tomorrow.
's stomach is growling.
wants to go swimming.
thought Pandora had 2 boxes.
realizes there are different stories.
's bum is SO tired.
was a total bitch yesterday.
doesn't know why exactly.
misses Trey, Lucy and Ethan.
needs a new, motivating job. Or at least to get motivated at C.A.
wants a season pass to 7 Peaks.
has to work all day tomorrow.
needs her favorites bras from Toad's house.
wishes she weren't wearing shoes.
wants to sleep under a tree.
loves the forest.
spends most of her time traslating this guys english into...english.
knows herself.
wishes life were more like a movie.
wonders how great it would be to kiss that guy over there...
can't stand it.
is masochistic.
can imagine herself walking home right now. Oh happy day.
let's her feet swing. Why not?
loves $1 purchases.
needs to be a better friend.
loves.
dispises.
wilts.
disappears.
feels inspired. Occasionally.
can't go home again.
is empty.
penetrates the mysteries of the universe, namely, why cotton candy is so amazing.
lives in her letters.
always secures the kill....at least I would.
will be more involved.
relies on tradition.
hears echoes in the canyons.