Almost too disgusting...

Last month I visited my brother at his work and was rewarded with a cantaloup. Last week, I pulled the rotting melon out from underneath my passenger side car seat. Today, I decided, was as good a day as any to clean out the rest of my car. This is what I found.

1. Cantaloup remains, rotted and hard, stuck to my floorboard... (does anyone know how to get rotting melon out of car carpet?)

2. 10 empty SugarFree Rockstar cans

3. 3 empty Vitamin Waters (various flavors)

4. 5 mostly empty water bottles

5. 1 pair of soggy brown socks (I think they used to be white)

6. 1 pair of sunglasses that I thought I lost (I already bought a replacement pair from Forever 21, so now I have 2 identical sunglasses...just in time for winter...)

7. Assorted garbage and crap i.e. gum wrappers, straw wrappers, receipts, old earrings, bobby pins, hair ties, bandanas, those coupons they put in your mailbox, pens that don't work, pens that do work, nail polish, lotion....

sick.

Poor Zac Efron!

Straight from the Disney Lab... Disney unviels the next batch of genetically engineered child stars! While your there, The Onion has some other gems to watch.

'Business Drunk'

...its like 'Rich Drunk', either way it's legal to drive.

Things like this make me want to vomit.(I'm not talking about Fauf, by the way.)



A lot of people are making a living from this disgusting, mind numbing crap.

Slip on an Adidas hoodie

..and just boogey woogey wit me.


OK. I freaking love this kid. I cannot get enough of him. Ever.
My cat. umm...she looks cross-eyed. ...
and you can kind of see her runny nose.
gross.
I wanted to take her back but they wouldn't let me. But I like her now. SO I'll keep her.

Trey's crazy hair and his crazy uncle matty

love love love love love love this little princess girl!

Ummmmm....

I lost my phone... again. It may be at your house, Toad.....or in Kathryn's car, Matt....

I have problems.

Um, leave a comment if you know where it is? Maybe?

mama?

The Magic Position

I love you.

I love Vegas.
I love danger.

Just some things

This is my cat. I bought her. She's mine. But she doesn't have a name. And this picture sucks...that is what I get for using my phone to take pictures.

This movie reminds me of Grace.

If you have ideas for cat names, let me know.

I'm thinking of naming her Jean Louise and calling her Scout. Because that's my favorite book.