Thursday, June 28, 2007

Welcome Back to 5th Grade!

I have a crush on a guy at work. He's so nice and adorable and smart. And guess what I do? I ignore him and am kind of mean to him and when he talks to me I stutter and make minimal converstation and so he thinks I hate him probably. And then I go home and try to find him on myspace or facebook or anything. For like five hours. But he has a very common name. Hm. I am pathetic. HELP ME PUBERTY!!!!. Oh wait, that already happened.

maybe i should slip him a note to his desk, across the row becuase i can't even sit by him. i'm pathetic.

i love you mama

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Playing second class fiddle to a 2-bit Wrestling man and his Yellow Dog.

It is hot, but at least our swamp cooler is working. That is, if I drag three buckets of water to it from the bathroom and fill it up and repeat every 2 1/2 hours. But it is cooler inside than outside. Oh, and I inevitably get electrically shocked by the cooler in the process. I can hardly feel the tips of my fingers at any given moment anymore. I love summer time. I love sun. I love hot-ness. My heart is happy. My mom is coming to Utah tomorrow for a school conferences education thing. Not really sure. She called me today like 3 times to make sure we were going to "hang out". Silly mom. My dad decided to come too since he has a sister here and some daughters and a grandson.

I want to pick raspberries and blackberries and strawberries but i live in a dessert. A desert. Not a key lime pie. A baren sandy wasteland with no natural green leafy plants.

I heart green things, and cows, and watermelons, and babies.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Should Everyone Be High on Drugs?

That was one question my professor asked in class today. Of course, I answered yes. What did he expect me to say?

There's this one 'Friends" episode that Chandler is interviewing for a new job and has to do a lot of practicing with Phoebe beforehand because he tends to make a fool out of himself. So he practices and thinks he is doing well and when he gets to the interview, the guy keeps on talking about his new "duties" that he'll have to fill. And Chandler obviously thought of this kind of "doody":
They sound the same, ya know? Anyway, my professor today was talking about moral duties for 2 hours in class today and I almost peed by panties. I can't help it. It's just silly. Doo-Doo! Doodies!! As a result, I can clearly remember the lecture today in class. It turned out to be a good memory tool.

Remember that time I got my car stuck in the *expletive* ditch in front of my house? ....I'm going to work.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Sometime I am Productive. I promise.

I learned how to use the library today for my research paper. And I was doing really good until I found this guy. And then I had to show the girl sitting next to me. And then I laughed everytime I looked at him. He's silly. Then I learned in my next class that Harry Potter writes on parchment which is animal hide! Like cows and pigs and sheepses and things. Pretty cool. My paper was due at Midnight. I turned it in 3 seconds late.....
7 peaks? Yes please!