Monday, June 30, 2008

The new cancer

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Still an Obsession

I wish I knew how to hula hoop. I never learned to do it, now I really feel as if I missed out on something in my childhood.

Speaking of childhood, this is an actual, real-life quote from my psychology teacher (who also happens to be a freaking moron). "Childhood obesity is becoming an epidemic, especially in children." Seriously, I'm supposed to learn stuff from this idiot??? I can't handle this. I think my IQ dropped 5 points just from sitting through that class, and I don't got much points to spare. Eck. That psychology class is so depressing to me. Not because of the subject matter, but because everyone in that class is so unable (or unwilling?) to accomodate or assimilate new ideas into their own preexisting prejudices, that they simply throw it out. It is truly amazing. Sitting through that class diminishes my hope in the human race. I have no faith that the world can change and learn from its mistakes because these are the kinds of people, the raw materials, that we have to work with.

I think poenies are the most prettiest flowers.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

If You were the Ocean, I'd learn to Float

I got a job!! And I only had to interview like 8 times. At about 2 hours each.

So now I am a Critical Care Tech in the Shock/Trauma ICU!!! Which is exactly where I wanted to be, either in an ICU or on the Transplant floor.


AND Rikki works on that floor!!!!

Score again.

Erin moved to Seattle. Good luck little Darlin'. I miss you already. I want to eat a huge Marie Callendar's pie and I don't have you, so I have to each it all.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

I just realized that its been almost 4 months since my latest tattoo and I have never posted a picture of it. I'm so forgetful. Also, these are some interesting things that have been happenning in my life.
1. I made 3 ten-year-old boys cry
2. I saw a bird pull a worm from the ground.
3. Thunder storms woke me up last night
4. If I could get paid to go to interviews, I would be rich.
5. I want to do a triathlon in August.
6. I saw like 70 million ants eating something the other day.
7. Then I stepped in the middle of them and mass murdered like half
8. I still feel kind of bad about that.
9. I want a cotton candy maker in my house
10. I hate wearing shoes.

Please Send Watermelon

Sometimes I think I am cool. Remember Will Day? I do. I wished I would have had pictures then. But I have picture now.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Great day for a wedding

Will and Tiff got married! Happy Will Day!!! I mean wedding day... It was raining cats and dogs. Puppies and kittens.

Business in the Front...

...Party in the back.

I have a freaking mullet. I need a haircut.