Candid, Funny, No Pants?!?!

Those were my ideas!!



In other news, I am going home for a whole week!!! I will be leaving THIS:


(70 degrees, slight breeze, BEAUTIFUL)
...and trading it for THIS:



I love Oregon.

ya burnt!

ya, well, i'm at work and its 4 in the morning and I am trying to stay awake. By watching 30 Rock clips. And shopping online.

if this isn't creep-tastic....

i don't know what is. Now I remember why I didn't sign onto myspace for, like, 6 months. I got this is my messages inbox today from 'anthony'...whoever that guy is...

Subject:
I love everything about your profile
Body:

hello Beauty,
My name is Anthony i saw your profile on here and I went through it and it was great You are absolutely hot. i must really confess angel you swept me off my feet when i saw ur awesome pics.
Baby you are off the hook, i would really like to go out with you cos you are the bomb. i would really love to hear from you soon, we could start off by getting to know each other then go into a beautiful relationship which could eventually lead into a lovely marriage by the grace of God.
lots of luv,
Pls IM at anthonysimpson1980@yahoo.com. I will be waiting for you.


uh. don't wait for me. creepy. i any of you out there want to IM him, I'm sure he wouldn't mind. creepo.

Where the hell is matt?

would you think less of me if I told you I kind of got teary eyed when I first saw this? I dunno why. I haven't posted it cuz I was embarrassed...oh well. Now you all know my dark secrets.

Old, yes, but always amazing

We were watching creepy things at work, and this topped the list.

Arj and Poopy

I forgot about these guys for awhile. Maybe I should name my cat Poopy. I like that name.

AND i usually HATE when people have their little playlist on their blog, because I am always startled when the music starts. Especially at like...4 in the morning when I am at work and trying to stay awake. But, here I am, putting music on my blog....i just felt like it, alright?

Almost too cool

Almost too disgusting...

Last month I visited my brother at his work and was rewarded with a cantaloup. Last week, I pulled the rotting melon out from underneath my passenger side car seat. Today, I decided, was as good a day as any to clean out the rest of my car. This is what I found.

1. Cantaloup remains, rotted and hard, stuck to my floorboard... (does anyone know how to get rotting melon out of car carpet?)

2. 10 empty SugarFree Rockstar cans

3. 3 empty Vitamin Waters (various flavors)

4. 5 mostly empty water bottles

5. 1 pair of soggy brown socks (I think they used to be white)

6. 1 pair of sunglasses that I thought I lost (I already bought a replacement pair from Forever 21, so now I have 2 identical sunglasses...just in time for winter...)

7. Assorted garbage and crap i.e. gum wrappers, straw wrappers, receipts, old earrings, bobby pins, hair ties, bandanas, those coupons they put in your mailbox, pens that don't work, pens that do work, nail polish, lotion....

sick.

Poor Zac Efron!

Straight from the Disney Lab... Disney unviels the next batch of genetically engineered child stars! While your there, The Onion has some other gems to watch.

'Business Drunk'

...its like 'Rich Drunk', either way it's legal to drive.

Things like this make me want to vomit.(I'm not talking about Fauf, by the way.)



A lot of people are making a living from this disgusting, mind numbing crap.