Family loveness

Is there anything more adorable/better??? I didn't think so. I think I have the most adorable parents and I KNOW I have the most adorable nieces and nephews in the world.

Yay for vacation!!!!

Oregon LOVE <3

Yay for beachs and forrests and grass!!! I love green and mountains and being barefoot on the beach even when it is hurricane/tsunami conditions and I can't feel my toes and I am carrying Ethan all the way back to Mima's house. It has been a fun trip. I cannot get enough of lil' Lucy and Trey-boy. They are hilarious and GREAT. I love them so much. I got to see my HANGY-POO and I love her to death a million times. And Alisha-bisha-gangsta. And hopefully tonight I will see MIGUEL!!! ballin' it up at the hoop with "fat old mexicans" as he puts it. Then Christy and Alisha (if she is not too busy for me :) and Ean. I freaking love friends!!!! I am very much looking forward to this evening!!!


Now, the only thing is getting back to school....still figuring that one out....

No Love...What-so-ever...

I HATE losing. I can be kind of intense. My sister was playing on a women's church basketball league and wanted me to play one saturday, so I said suuuuure. I love playing sports. Turns out the she-male in charge is a beast that plays on one of the other teams that looks like a combination of this.... with a little of this action....



Nasty curly she-mullet. Anyway, she is a mega-beast and I like to piss people off when my adrenaline starts to run. So I pushed all her buttons the first time we played and we won by 1 and they were not happy. And I was very happy. Our second meeting, we lost by like 15, but I successfully made she-male sooo made that she tried to ban me from all future stake sports and yelled at me after the game and was sooo furious with me. And it made me happy.
Vindictive pleasure is making mega-beasts pissed off.
I need more hobbies.

Alaskan LOVE

Sometimes I miss Alaska. Not so mush the waking up at 3 every morning to work in a smelly kitchen for dirty old men for 10 hours every day.......

....but I did miss the scenery....

....and the company....



....and the adventures....

Urban Love

So Kathryn introduced me to urbandictionary.com and my life has not been the same since. Grace and I are going to incorporate obscure slang in our language from now on. Zoom zoom zoom!!! Oh, why you frontin' dawg? I ain't no hollaback girl!!!

some of my favorite discoveries so far...

twerk: to work one's body, as in dancing, especially the rear end
She was twerking it on the dance floor.


Truthenize: To brilliantly inform someone of a harsh truth that they were either ignorant of or tried with everything they have to ignore. The resulting truth leaves the liar impotent. Powerless. Usually a truth about themselves. Like Euthenize. But with the truth.


I'm not gay seat: The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.
Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.


and my personal favorite...

Emo: Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.
::sniff sniff:: "The Demise of the Siberian Traintracks of Our Rusty Forgotten Unblemished Love" sounds like it would make a great emo band name. ::cry::

Slushy Love

Sun+Cabriolet+Sonic Slushies=AMAZING!!!!!!

Ok, so we went at night, but is anything better than a lemon-berry cream slush? No matter what time of day? Then add 4 amazing cool/hot/hilarious girls. So great.

I am so stoked for summer. My rag-top is DYING to be used. The last few days were just a litle taste of summer and I could not be more excited. BRING IT ON, B!!!!

Give Love

I basically wanted to post cute pictures of myself. So here we go.

Yay for selfish blogs!
Happy Birthday to Fauf. The big 22!!!! This is what me and Grace did for and with our faufy:
First of all, we went to the metal recycling place to take back our soda cans. We got a whopping $1.80....It's all about the Washingtons.
Second of-ly, we took millions of pictures of ourselves and everyone else involved. As Fauf pointed out, that was the most well documented day of her life. I second that motion.
Thirdly, Grace has a Tupac skirt. Nothing to do with anything else, but I love it. So hard core.

I LOVE FAUFRYN AMELIA GHOLDSTON AND GRACIE LOU COOKIE LABASS!!!!