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I can't Sleep

which normally isn't a problem, because I work all night. But I'm NOT working. So this is annoying. Now, at 4 AM, I have to wonder if it is worth it, or if I just call tonight a loss and try again Saturday night since I work tonight.

On the bright side it gives me time to watch old episodes of 30 Rock, Arrested Development, my favorite parts of Elf, and to peruse the internet.

everyday's forecast

I lost my gas cap. Again. This is the fourth one I've lost. I have problems.



It's snowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heart snow!!!!!!!!!!!

poppin'....street style

christmas tree love

Let me Clear my Throat

Last Thanksgiving was fun...

I got new glasses (finally!)

..sorry bout the extreme close-up...
SO here are the PROS and CONS of having glasses again (regardless of being in desperate need of them):

PRO: I'm a better driver (your welcome Utah). I can recognize street signs! I can distinguish all the different lines on the road! I can see people crossing the street!

CON: I can't wear cool sunglasses with these hideous things on.

PRO: I look less like a 12 year old

CON: They make me look nerdy and smart...which most people think would be good, but boys typically don't like it when you are (or look like you are) smarter than them...which leads into the next PRO...

PRO: They serve as an all-natural birth control. And I don't have to remember to take it at the same time, everyday.

PRO: I can see people's faces.

Pro: I don't have to make my ugly squinting face anymore.


The pros win, I guess. I'll keep 'em.

So fetch

pie + mean girls = best night of my life. Saturday cannot come soon enough.

More than a lifestyle.

So, sometimes I am unaware that I am obsessed with something until someone else points it out to me...i.e. "you always wear such loud animal print"...or "how come all the songs you like have hand-claps in them?" or "don't you already have earrings and a shirt with pandas on them?"

yes. yes I do.
here's my hat i got in the mail today. I love it. I don't plan on ever taking it off.



and here is some of my other panda-paraphenalia

Lucky Numba 7

I love candy. But I went to the dentist today and I had 7 cavities...My candy days may be over. Sad story.


I love Oregon!!!!!!! and rain and trees and clouds and beaches and oceans!!!!

Candid, Funny, No Pants?!?!

Those were my ideas!!



In other news, I am going home for a whole week!!! I will be leaving THIS:


(70 degrees, slight breeze, BEAUTIFUL)
...and trading it for THIS:



I love Oregon.

ya burnt!

ya, well, i'm at work and its 4 in the morning and I am trying to stay awake. By watching 30 Rock clips. And shopping online.

if this isn't creep-tastic....

i don't know what is. Now I remember why I didn't sign onto myspace for, like, 6 months. I got this is my messages inbox today from 'anthony'...whoever that guy is...

Subject:
I love everything about your profile
Body:

hello Beauty,
My name is Anthony i saw your profile on here and I went through it and it was great You are absolutely hot. i must really confess angel you swept me off my feet when i saw ur awesome pics.
Baby you are off the hook, i would really like to go out with you cos you are the bomb. i would really love to hear from you soon, we could start off by getting to know each other then go into a beautiful relationship which could eventually lead into a lovely marriage by the grace of God.
lots of luv,
Pls IM at anthonysimpson1980@yahoo.com. I will be waiting for you.


uh. don't wait for me. creepy. i any of you out there want to IM him, I'm sure he wouldn't mind. creepo.

Where the hell is matt?

would you think less of me if I told you I kind of got teary eyed when I first saw this? I dunno why. I haven't posted it cuz I was embarrassed...oh well. Now you all know my dark secrets.

Old, yes, but always amazing

We were watching creepy things at work, and this topped the list.

Arj and Poopy

I forgot about these guys for awhile. Maybe I should name my cat Poopy. I like that name.

AND i usually HATE when people have their little playlist on their blog, because I am always startled when the music starts. Especially at like...4 in the morning when I am at work and trying to stay awake. But, here I am, putting music on my blog....i just felt like it, alright?

Almost too cool

Almost too disgusting...

Last month I visited my brother at his work and was rewarded with a cantaloup. Last week, I pulled the rotting melon out from underneath my passenger side car seat. Today, I decided, was as good a day as any to clean out the rest of my car. This is what I found.

1. Cantaloup remains, rotted and hard, stuck to my floorboard... (does anyone know how to get rotting melon out of car carpet?)

2. 10 empty SugarFree Rockstar cans

3. 3 empty Vitamin Waters (various flavors)

4. 5 mostly empty water bottles

5. 1 pair of soggy brown socks (I think they used to be white)

6. 1 pair of sunglasses that I thought I lost (I already bought a replacement pair from Forever 21, so now I have 2 identical sunglasses...just in time for winter...)

7. Assorted garbage and crap i.e. gum wrappers, straw wrappers, receipts, old earrings, bobby pins, hair ties, bandanas, those coupons they put in your mailbox, pens that don't work, pens that do work, nail polish, lotion....

sick.

Poor Zac Efron!

Straight from the Disney Lab... Disney unviels the next batch of genetically engineered child stars! While your there, The Onion has some other gems to watch.

'Business Drunk'

...its like 'Rich Drunk', either way it's legal to drive.

Things like this make me want to vomit.(I'm not talking about Fauf, by the way.)



A lot of people are making a living from this disgusting, mind numbing crap.

Slip on an Adidas hoodie

..and just boogey woogey wit me.


OK. I freaking love this kid. I cannot get enough of him. Ever.
My cat. umm...she looks cross-eyed. ...
and you can kind of see her runny nose.
gross.
I wanted to take her back but they wouldn't let me. But I like her now. SO I'll keep her.

Trey's crazy hair and his crazy uncle matty

love love love love love love this little princess girl!

Ummmmm....

I lost my phone... again. It may be at your house, Toad.....or in Kathryn's car, Matt....

I have problems.

Um, leave a comment if you know where it is? Maybe?

mama?

The Magic Position

I love you.

I love Vegas.
I love danger.

Just some things

This is my cat. I bought her. She's mine. But she doesn't have a name. And this picture sucks...that is what I get for using my phone to take pictures.

This movie reminds me of Grace.

If you have ideas for cat names, let me know.

I'm thinking of naming her Jean Louise and calling her Scout. Because that's my favorite book.

What I miss about last summer is

that I had no where to be. Responsibility? What's that? I barely had a job. I didn't wear shoes. Ever. My feet were disgustingly dirty at all times. I also miss...

Love piles.

Our white house. Pink hair

This meepers.

Giving this meepers pink hair.

Burying our pasts.
Taking road trips with this girl ...

And this guy....

To be with these two when they got married in California.

And mostly, I miss this...

Happy Birthday?

My liver turned 1 year old last weekend. To celebrate, got gelatto with Jake and Fauf and also watched hours of Arrested Development. It was a good day.

I love zoos.


Ghost alligator smiling at me. What a weirdo.

Zebra butts.




Favorite

I love the little girl in the corner of both of my pictures. She was in the summer camp program that we went to the zoo with. She is silly.


I have a new place. It's fun. Someone in the neighborhood has roosters. They like to crow morning ad evening.

Jabbawokeez = amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Ekzf6uJQ8

Segregation Wall

Renter's Insurance

I had a storage unit for like 11 days. Just to hold some stuff in between moves. Matt helped me move all my stuff in and it was kind of sad how all my possessions didn't even fill up the smallest sized storage unit they offered. They offered me renter's insurance for my meager belongings, and I loved the brochure. It was amazing.... so anyway, you should protect your stuff from.....

ham-burglur-type thiefs in the night that get entirely too excited about it...i think he may pee his pants.


depressed dressers that don't have a big enough umbrella ...




But most importantly........malicious tornadoes!
They'll ruin your stuff!

Baby Mowgli!!!

not his real name. but it should be!
i love him a lot already. little ashby. Congratulations toady!